USELESS DRIBBLE!!!!!

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• I earned a callus on my hand from opening an endless number of 2-liter bottles at the 2000-2001 LAN Party.
• If a person was melted down and their collective parts were sold off, it would only be worth 87 cents.
• On the inside molding of the Mac 128k, 512k, Classic, and Plus there are signatures of all the original builders of the computer.
• It takes 8 minutes for light from the sun to reach Planet Earth.
• "Moron" is actually a medical term that describes someone with an I.Q. of less than 70.
• My computer and monitor combined out weigh me by 15 POUNDS!
• LOX is the scientific term used for Liquid Oxygen (like that stuff in The Abyss).
• The WebCam takes 4320 pictures every day.
• US Highways that are even numbers run east and west across the country, while highways that are odd numbers run north and south.
• The rat is the only mammal that can't vomit.
• Rats have no control over their urinary sphincter (they just dribble piss everywhere they walk).
• Rat urine also fluoresces under black light.
• I own ALL of the new quarters.
• It is actually impossible for a 4 year old to finish a Tootsie pop in just 3 licks.
• No one knows the word for the little thing between your nose and upper lip is called.
• There is only one place on your body that one of your hands cannot touch.
• Half of all the people ever born are alive right now!
• UNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old on Tue Nov 5 00:53:20 1985 GMT (measuring since the time(2) epoch). (Chris)
• Grabel's Law: "2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for very large values of 2. (Chris)
• 1 drop of sweat evaporated off of your body releases 7.14 joules of energy. (Michael)
• All the water in the world cannot sink the smallest ship unless it gets inside.
• It takes a village to raise a village idiot.
• Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up
• God is real, unless declared unsigned int.
• You multi-task like a fly! (Tim - Quote from: JGMath)
• I before E except after C. We live in a weird society!
• 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
• Write your questions down on the back of $20 dollar bill and send them to me.
• The greatest world-wide use of cowhide is to hold cows together.
• A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again
• Be alert - the world needs more lerts.
• Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
• "It's all coming back to me now", said the blind man as he peed into the wind.
• I doubt therefore I might be.
• When all else fails, admit I'm right and kiss my ass.
• A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
• Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had. (Chris - Quoted From: Linus Torvalds)
• Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. (Chris - Quoted From: Mark Twain)
• Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter what the circumstances. (Chris - Quoted From: Linus Torvalds, to the linux-kernel list)
• Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first, in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. (Chris)
• The difference between theory and practice is that, in theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. (Chris)
• I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. (Chris)
• The amount of intelligence in the universe is a constant. Unfortunately, the stupid population keeps on rising. (Chris)
• Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? (Chris - Quote from: Windows)
• Shut up, be happy. The conveniences you demanded are now mandatory. (Chris - Quoted From: Jello Biafra)
• drug, n: A substance that, injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper. (Chris - Quoted From: A dictionary)
• It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. (Chris)
• The first rule of magic is simple. Don't waste your time waving your hands and hoping when a rock or a club will do. (Chris - Quoted From: McCloctnik the Lucid)
• I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.... (Chris)
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. (Chris)
• A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform. (Chris)
• Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. (Chris)
• If things seem under control, you're just not going fast enough. (Chris - Quoted From: Mario Andretti)
• People that can't find something to live for always seem to find something to die for. The problem is, they usually want the rest of us to die for it too. (Chris)
• You can't have everything... Where would you put it?
• It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
• A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
• Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
• The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
• A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
• A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
• A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2 by 3-1/2.
• During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen in the distance.
• On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
• Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
• Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
• The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
• There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.
• The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan". There was never a recorded Wendy before.
• The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
• If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. Who was the sadist who discovered this??
• Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
• The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".
• The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
• The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
• The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
• Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
• By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
• Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
• Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
• Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
• Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".
• An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
• The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
• The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
• Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them. Not to mention the other drawback to farting in such a confined space....
• Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!
• It's only funny until someone looses an eye, then it's really funny. (JGMath)
• In Massachusetts - It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder.. (Egan)

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