Tips 4 H4x0rz about g|R1z
The folowing is a list of interesting things that all 1337 (leet) folk should know before they attempt to set foot in the real world and interact in person with other human beings.
Here is my advice that I have learned first hand or heard about.
- Although having a Gigabit NIC and a 850 GB 15k RPM Hard Drive in your sweet-ass machine is really cool to you and your friends (and me), the majority of people out in the world have NO IDEA what this is. Also. don't try to explain it to them; It just makes you look more geeky in their eyes.
- It is not to your advantage to speek of how many computer type things you have repaired in the past 24 hours while on a date. Most girls hate computers.
- Girls don't like computers. Heres the reason.
- Computers were designed to be insanely logical.
- Girls were designed to have emotions.
- Computers do not have emotions because they lack a brain.
- Girls don't like things without emotions (Ever try talking to one that's upset?).
- Hence computers and girls can never be friends.
- Go outside once in a while.
- The best way to get a date is not to report a summary of your specs to a girl. Instead, be nice, be honest, and dress well. Try saying: "Hi, my name is <Fill-in-the-blank>, whats yours?" That is almost always a good way to start.
- Be Nice: This means ask questions that get her to talk and once you find something in common, then you can talk too. Also not many girls enjoy being made fun of, so don't test it out untill you are sure It won't piss her off (Refer to Item C subheading #4).
- Be Honest: From what I can tell, females would prefer that you be honest all the time (Yes, I know this takes all the fun out of it, but try it out).
- Dress well: This is a difficult one to describe, me being a guy. My best advice would be to ask girl who you are already friends with what looks good. Typically though, a few solid colored shirts and either some jeans or a pair of slacks make hax0rs look nice.
- Get a spiffy haircut. You will be surprised how much this helps. Recent polls reveal that long hair appers to be unclean and scruffy to girls in the 16-25 year old age range (Prime dating age).
Ok, this is all I have for now. Keep your eyes on the News for updates.
